Friday, February 23, 2007

A Few Stray Thoughts

A Few Stray Thoughts
Monday, 19 February 2007
At the sagai of Underwater Man and the Drunken Painting Poet. The ceremonies are over, and now the dhols are in full swing. And I'm wondering what the dholakias' album will sound like.
At the launch interview with the MTV VJ. VJ asks - So tell us, what inspired your hit song, Beat Number 1?
Dholakias - The emotions and energy of a wedding.
VJ - And your second big hit, Beat Number 11?
Dholakias - The emotions and energy of a wedding.
I can just see them going double platinum.
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On 26th Jan, Slappy relapsed into malaria. It was a long weekend, and her roommates were out of town. So I brought her home to convalesce.
So we're sitting and watching Sex and The City, when it occurred to me that I didn't want to wait too much longer to enjoy such moments every night.
So I asked her to marry me.
On Republic Day, i surrendered my independence. Surprisingly, I'm loving it.
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We've heard of bazoombas (ref. SWB), booty, assets, booby traps, etc. Today I will add a new word for the same - babootas.
Would you believe that's the surname of a family in Kanpur?
Or, as Doc uses it, a polite alternative to ch******a.
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I'm finally moving off the baby brand I handle.
I mean, having clients who refer to their lead copywriter as Mother gets too much sometimes.
Finally I can give my testosterone a chance to recover.
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Been wondering how to write my next post after so much time off the air. How to apologise to my millions of regular readers (all three of them).
Finally, I just refused to.
I'm back!

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